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Tender Foot Virtuoso.

Monday, 8 July 2013
                       "If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
                                                If you can dream it, you can become it.
                        All our dreams can come true.
                                               If you we have the courage to pursue them."
                                                                                                                     -- Walt Disney.



Nothing is impossible. After all, how hard it could be to dream & play cricket in a country that breathes more cricket & less oxygen? It could be. When you come from the country's one of the most if not the most politically disturbed places. And Geographically not at all suitable for cricket. Laid in the serene beauty of the snowclad Himalayas under the mountaneous Karakoram valley & to the west of the Tibetan Plateau, almost 1,073 metres above the sea level in the Northmost part of the Indian Subcontinent, resides the once peaceful state of Jammu & Kashmir. A place of breathtaking Lanscapes & breathtaking (technically) blasts, not left behind from the rest of country's cricketing megalomanacy is all set to watch one of its sons take the field in blue in Zimbabwe in a few weeks.


Not even close to the best of facilities. Yet here we are discussing the first ever (Statewise, overall third, after Vivek Razdan & Suresh Raina) Kashmiri to don  the blues. He goes by the name of Parvez Ghulam Rasool Zargar. Hailing from the beautiful "Town Of Chinars", Bijbehara, a small town on the banks of river Jhelum, the Parvez Rasool saga is worth it all. Like 8 out of the 10 cricket aspirants, his cricketing influence reflected upon from his father himself, at a very early age. "Parents wanted their children to study," says his father Ghulam Rasool Zargar, "to become doctors or engineers. But I always wanted my children to follow cricket." Ghulam himself was a roller operator in the government's mechanical engineering department but his passions seemed to be more engaged in the cricket he played at District level. The growing civil unrest in the Valley put paid to any cricketing aspirations he might have had but he was determined that things will be different for his boys, Parvez, Asif & Umar. "You have to be lucky to be born into suh a family," Parvez says, "for whom cricket is more than an amusement, a game for kids who can't excel at Science or Mathematics." The 24 year old Rasool took up cricket rather seriously playing first for his school, then J&K U-14 & U-16 teams followed by some club cricket representing the Bijbehara Sports Club, a prominent & renowned base for the cricketers hailing from Central & South valleys of Kashmir. There he chanced upon the expert eyes of once Jammu's Poster Boy of cricket, Abdul Qayoom. "When I first saw him in the nets, he would bat well and keep wickets. Then one day, he insisted on bowling to the tail-enders. He finished them off one by one and then I knew, he was a talent, a real all-rounder."

2008 :

Soon his cricketing prowess earned him a shift to the Capital, Srinagar, where he came under the selection radar to play for the U-19 & U-22 sides. In an U-22 CK Naidu Trophy match of 4 days against Himachal Pradesh, Rasool took 5-78 & hit the winning runs scoring a brisk 21* as J&K thumped HP by 6 wickets. An upset nevertheless & the main reason behind the upset, Rasool, found himself getting a quick call-up to the Senior Ranji side in no time. [ Scorecard ]

Cometh November 16, a bright eyed 18 year old made his debut against the Ranji side of neighbours, Himachal Pradesh. But, it didnt fold the fairytale way. Inexperience was taken for a toll as Rasool gave away 58 & 85 runs in both the innings at a less less less than impressive economy rate of 5.27 & 5.31 respectively, without picking up a single wicket. His handy contribution of 40 in the first innings came to no use as the mighty Himachal Pradesh thumped Kashmir by 480 big runs.

Dreams suffered a landslide first up, indeed.

Parvez, like many others in the team never had any giant leaps or whatever you would call them. His growth was a gradual one. More like one stair at a time rather than rocketing to the top of the staircase at once. He had a promising first year(2004/05) in the Vijay Merchant trophy. He never knew the at that time, the guy smashing 179 against his team will be his first national captain one day. His dual role helped his cause and was retrained for the next edition. Results aside, that season turned out to be a successful one for this man. 202 runs and 16 wickets.
The 'gradual' was evident yet again. He found his name in the limited overs team for the next year and retained his position in the longer format. Though the transformation from the U17 to U19 didn't work that well, he picked up his U19 form in his second year (2007-08)  by picking up 8 wickets against Jharkand. He picked up his batting by hitting a fluent 78 against Goa as the tournament went on. He took his team to the Cooch Behar trophy semifinals securing fourth place. A general observation here is he always peaked with the time. 


2009 :

Early 2009, right after his 19th Birthday, Rasool made his List A debut in a Vijay Hazare Trophy game against Delhi with his soon to be National Captain Mr. Kohli hitting him all over the park yet again & scoring 102 runs leaving poor Rasool with an Economy rate of 7.25. No prize for guessing, Delhi won the match 112 runs.

But the year 2009 in Pervez Rasool's career, rather sadly shall be marked for some other reason.
That was the first time the Jammu and Kashmir team traveled outside the North zone. Rasool, fresh from a five-fer against Orissa, along with his friends were excited without knowing the national limelight will be on their side within a couple of days. And not in the best possible way.

ICC Champions Trophy was underway. Rasool and his fellow J&K cricketers were staying at the KSCA complex at the Chinnaswamy Stadium in Bangalore which happened to be the very same place where a match between Victoria & Cape Cobras was about to begin. Rasool was seized & taken into custody with a "suspicious bag with suspected explosives" causing the match a 2 hours delay & ultimately being a 17 over a side affair. Fortunately, it turned out to be "just" a suspect as the Karnataka based Forensic laboratory (FSL) cleared Rasool's forensic reports & charges.

"I always knew I would get a clean chit. Today, I have been proven innocent, but I request the Police not to let such things happen to anyone else, be it a cricketer or a common man. A small mistake can ruin someone's life." But well well well, guy turned out to be very much a Man of Steel. Four days after the Explosives-in-bag-fiasco, Rasool finaly did what he came to do in Bangalore. "Pick up a bat, get in the middle & play some cricket."

And he did play some cricket, scoring 68 against Karnataka. "After the day's play he mentioned three times in six minutes about his disappointment of missing out on a century." Gushed then J&K coach Abdul Qayoom. "The whole team stood up to applaud him & five team mates along with the support staff went downstairs to shepherd him in tapping his helmeted head hard."

Rasool did find some redemption. He scored a couple of half centuries in the Mumbai match to follow.
"I was determined to show that I am a cricketer and not a terrorist," roared a pumped up Rasool after his very well made 68 and 35 against the hosts Karnataka after that dreadful experience of him which he describes like this "Mentally, it was the most difficult phase of my life. I have been touring the country since my under-15 days, but I have never faced a situation like this before. So, you can well imagine what I must have gone through,"

He even raised a question which almost everyone knew the answer. "While other players kept moving around, I sat in my room and kept thinking: why me?"

Someone would have said him. India is that place where they fake encounters with all the prejudice. Politics aside. Anyone would have given up and he even thought "I shouldn't have come." He swept aside all those thoughts and this says why he is here travelling abroad with the Indian team.

"And I let my bat do the talking for me this time."

The building blocks of a fighter in making were polished that day. 


2010, 11, 12 :


A couple of wickets and a century at no.6 against Andhra Pradhesh in 2010, 5 wickets and 45 runs against Goa in the following were the notable games in his early Ranji career. However 2012/13 was the difference. He had good games and brilliant games all along. Most special of the lot being a game against Assam where he claimed a 5-for to go with a fantastic century. It was a selector-shakable-consistency if you could put it that way.









2013 :


It was time all the hard work, all the struggle paid off. And it did.
First he got a place in the the India A squad to play against England in a warmup in New Delhi, he was the first cricketer from the state & second Kashmiri to do so. He was also the lone cricketer to be picked from J&K to star in the Deodhar Trophy squads in consecutive years, under the captaincy of Virat Kohli.

Then came an Board's President XI call up to combat the visiting Aussies just in he nick of the Border Gavaskar Trophy. Clueless Kangaroos lost 9 wickets to spin on the first in Chennai & 7 of them were to the very Parvez Rasool. [ Scorecard ]

The National selectors invited him to join the National Team's camp. "I was so happy," says Parvez, still visibly elated, "to be a part of the side, to bowl against Dhoni & Sehwag." As if its sill quite unbelievable, he adds "I travelled with them on the bus and they talked to me, joked with, shard their experiences." Boy, he's going to have to get used to it, soon.



With some stunning Domestic performances under the belt, the Pune Warriors India picked up Rasool in the IPL auction. And guess what? His first IPL wicket turned out to be none other than Kallis. He did savour the moment to the fullest. Later credited Yuvi for inputs. Modest lad.

The showdown occured late afternoon, 5th of July. Resting the seniors for an inconsequential Zimbabwe tour, Sandeep Patil & Co. decided to give the lad from Jammu a big nod in the Touring 15.

Parvez Rasool made the Headlines again. This time around, for the correct reasons though.

"Because we are Kashmiri, because of the bad times we have been through, we are the subject to so much suspicion. Now you see, when we go to play in Mumbai, we shall be treated with the same suspicion again for all this." Coach Qayoom's words reflected upon not Rasool entirely. Small town. Indifferent circumstances. Huge dreams. He is not just a talented young man equipped with impressive cricketing abilities. He is much more. And beyond. He is what Kashmir is. He represents. He reflects. Ever since India's independence in 1947, Kashmir has been the central of all the worry. Continious intrusions-invasions by various National & International forces combined with poor social-political infrastructure & lack of proper administrative concern have only lightened the fire further. Also, the cold shiver you feel the moment you hear "Kashmir", the continious media allegations of the Youth from the hills preferring guns over roses & bombs over proses have only worsened the case of the beautiful valley.

What we forget? We forget that dreams know no bounds or place or politics.

That is where my friends, among all the ruins, the ashes, the blood, the cries, the trials & tensions, someone picked up a ball and a bat & dared to dream. And dream big. & here he is.

Small town boys and their stories are always fairytalesque. Just because they would have heard more bleak backtalks than the encouraging ones. Beating odds against yourself & yet thriving to succeed is always sweet. It requires determination, love for the profession, self confidence and more importantly deaf ears to all those dismaying people. In that way Rasool is already a hero. We have always heard assassinations, assaults, wars, border issues, gun shots and explosions with kashmir. Now for a change, a cricketer. From Kashmir. This what you call a fairytale.

Maybe its Kashmir's reminder of being there after all these. Letting us know that there is more, more to Kashmir. Even if its impossible. Inspiring its misguided Youth with a lionheart.

That is why, Ladies & Gentlemen, Parvez Rasool is special. And the Parvez Rasool story, even more.






[Credits : Cricinfo & cricketarchives.com (stats), Tehelka & Google Images]


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The Dhawan way.

Wednesday, 26 June 2013
Out comes the helmet followed by a Dabangg-like twirl of the moustache. Up goes the bat towards a roaring PCA Stadium in Mohali. A Shrewd smile of satisfaction and a broadened shoulders' salute.



*Just 85 balls.

**Its a Test match.

***Its a debut Test match.

Meet the newest pinnacle of Indian Cricket, err Gabbar Singh err Chulbul Pandey err Shikhar Dhawan or fondly & more aptly, DA.ONE.

Gundappa Vishwanath & Lala Amarnath must not have been the happiest of men on 16th March 2013. Scoring 187 off 174 meant Vishwanath's long sustained record of the highest score by an Indian on debut (137 against Oz in Kanpur, 1969) & the record of most runs on debut by Amarnath (156 in two innings combined against Eng in Mumbai, 1933) were as good as broken. Power of the moustache, aye.

Flashback 2004.

He didn't have this big a moustache back then. In fact he didn't have one at all. Ear rings were missing. Hairs weren't.  He was a bit more fairer and cuter if you ask fan girls. The man wore the blue jersey for the first time ever on February 16, 2004. The boy from the Capital was asked to open for the Indian U19 team under the captaincy of  a start stop Ambati Rayudu who had a bad company in between only to return to the fold later. 

He was just an ambitious kid and probably he wouldn't have known that he would become the leading run scorer of the tournament guiding India to the semifinals and that he would repeat the feat again -this time in a perfect manner- to clinch the title for the senior team after nearly a decade. Nevertheless, that was some innings to start your national career. 

An unbeaten 155 with three fifty plus partnerships with the likes of Robin Uthappa, Ambati Rayudu and Suresh Raina. His bat led team India to the semifinals with three centuries and a fifty only to lose against the eventual champions and neighbours and foes Pakistan. However the best thing about the tournament was when he showed he-apart from the free strokeplay- has the capability of holding the innings thus bailing out the sinking ship against Sri lankans. 

It was the same year when he was given Border Gavaskar scholarship with Suresh Raina and Venugopal Rao where they were drilled by Allan Border and Bennett King at the Australian cricket academy .

Fresh from the success of the 2004 U-19 WC, here he is, giving some intense insights of his game. "I don't believe in the concept of bowlers being difficult. I feel one needs to play the ball & not the bowler, as a great ball from an average bowler can get the better of you." Boy knows to speak.


Dhawan had his own heroes. 
"Andy Flower for grit, Brian Lara for flair and Matthew Hayden and Adam Gilchrist for sheer aggression."



Thus the rookie from Delhi followed up his first full domestic season with him being included in squads facing touring sides and performing well. With all his supporting performances, he became a near permanent member of India A side at the end of 2005. Not to forget the not so successful not so bad Ranji to follow. Averaging 41.14 with the bat, he showed glimpses of List A form even.

The India A opener had a successful EurAsia series (April-May 2006) scoring (127, 52,1,91,17 ). But he didn't fare well in the next India A tournament - Top End series as he was asked to bat away from his favoured opening slot, at various other positions ranging from one down to finisher to accommodate Gambhir, Uthappa as openers. Though he started off well with a half century in the first game, he couldn't repeat his form as the tournament went on. There was also one four day game when he was asked to open with Pujara only to get dropped for the rest of games. Thanks to his 4 & 15. To his bad luck, his patchy form continued throughout the season scoring just one century and three fifties playing 9 innings each in First class as well as List A. With this relatively terrible 2006-7 Indian domestic season he lost his place in the India A team that participated in a tournament in Zimbabwe  Tri Nation series, Sri Lanka and the home series against touring South African A team. [Fun fact: Praveen kumar  opened batting in some of those games]

The world famous and recently much abused English summer once helped him. Or put it this way. He bailed out The Etherley cricket club which apparently approached him on his holiday in Middlesbrough during the big gap in the Indian domestic season. The free stroked batsman gave everything to the club that they still remember him.

"We've had some tremendous professionals down the years but he's the best ever,"  observes Hylton Balmer, former player who also adds 


"Shikhar has been a real shot-in-the-arm, a lovely man and an absolute fitness fanatic."



"always smiling, always talking" refers Dhawan's spin bowling team-mate from the same club as he smashed the 157 year old club record with an unbeaten 215 in 45 overs and later adding 119 out of 291 partnership in the following game that made Roy Coates, the club Secretary is spell bound and says,  

"He must have put a dozen into Dawson Street, I was getting worried about the cars." 

You can read more about his might and Etherley club drooling over him. 

He was not a schoolboy anymore. He had mastered the puddle. Now he had a big sea to survive. He had to be brackish to withstand and carry on with the extremely distinct scenario. 
He started afresh accepting challenges. That was very much visible as he was a key member in the side's Ranji trophy win after 16 years in 2007-08 from which his average shooted up as years rolled on. 


2008-09-54.70

2009-10-64.71


2007-08-43.47

But getting in the hard & often cruel system of Indian cricket & more importantly, belonging there gave Dhawan a tough time. He started fairly early yet he started late. His ODI debut was 6 long years after his U-19 stints & he got bowled by Clint McKay in the second ball of the innings only to be consoled by Skipper Dhoni & Raina later. Lets slip into his shoes maybe. Suresh Raina, Rohit Sharma from the same U-19 team as his starting to find their feet in the One Day side. All younger. "From Delhi alone there were players like Gautam Gambhir & Virender Sehwag all ahead of him yet he wasn't getting a chance. The frustration kept building in & showing in his game." Says his coach Madan Sharma, unable to find his flaws once vanishing out of contention after touring West Indies under Raina after 8 months post his debut. The selection of Virat Kohli, 4 years younger to Dhawan, as he now says with a hint of a giggle, took him to the thoughts of giving up the game. "He was feeling aloof." "There is nothing wrong in his game actually, its all in his mind." Sinha had observed. Shikhar himself recalled, "Am I good enough to play at the international level? I knew I had the talent & of course I was working as hard as someone else but something was missing."

Those, guys, were the real tough times for India's newest batting sensation who back then, had set his sights to make it big. Real big.

"He seemed to be in anguish while playing in the domestic circuit in bid to stage a comeback. Dhawan's despondency during the Ranji matches over the last few seasons indicated his turmoil within. He was working hard but runs were hard to come by. So what was missing? It was difficult for either his coach or his mentor or himself to determine."

Changes happen & in professional cricket, a shot is often enough to change the perspection of one's game, the way to look at it, the way to approach it, the way to correct a mistake & the way ahead.

For instance, Dhawan's was the one played in a Ranji Trophy match in 2010 in the Roshanara ground in delhi on a chilly December morning against the Railways. Although its cruel to single out his failure as the main reason for Delhi not being able to chase down a tiny-winy total of 136, a reckless shot did triger a middle order collapse.

"A new Dhawan was born that day."

With an aggreagrate of 486 in 11 Ranji innings until then, Dhawan was bound to receive a lot of flak for the awful shot & he did. In the 2011-12 season he made a little impact  in Ranji innings totalling 296 runs in 10 innings but his knocks of 177 & 155 against Rajasthan in Jaipur in the Irani Cup match kept him in the limelight.

"One would have thought he was not cut out for the big league after such a poor tour," says Madan Sharma after the sloppy Windies tour under Suresh Raina, "But Shikhar came back hungrier, convinced that he knew what he had to do next. That was the turning point. He kept telling everybody that he wanted to play longer for India. He realized the IPL was a platform but the real clincher would be tall scores in domestic cricket."


Those, guys, were the real tough times for India's newest batting sensation who back then, had set his sights to make it big. Real big.

He should have known nothing but scoring loads and loads of runs will help his case of living his dreams. He had no choice but to work harder. After the early stardom he was down to earth feeling the pain of getting neglected. He had to move on. Apart from the man himself none would know the feelings of fellow U 19 team mates marching ahead with him lurking behind scratching his head in frustration.

"He started coming to nets on time, fussed over his batting, started asking questions he had done never before. He would ask about wrist positions & front foot play. He decided to work on his pet shots, like the cut & the drive. And he was very smart. With the advice he got, he knew what to reject & what to incorporate. He consciously cut out the tendency to waft at deliveries when set. At 27, these are his best years as a batsman & he knows he must make them count."

Anybody else would have given up. Shikhar didn't  He had the legendary openers representing the national team. He didn't  He even lost his place in India A team to various other aspirants like Pujara,Uthappa, Gambhir, Rahane, Parthiv Patel and even Praveen kumar. He didn't  He marched & marched &marched like a blinker tied driving horse. Didn't look anywhere but his path. Well. That's what you call determination. 


So, who is this new Dhawan? The guy who is striking gold whenever he comes out with his bat?

He is "pure entertainment" as Navjot Singh Sidhu might have liked to point out.
You ask his senior Delhi teammate Akash Chopra & he will explain, "He has learnt to put a price on his wicket. Not that he has become a good batsman overnight. He has always been a talented batsman. Only problem was he never put a price on his wicket. He used to get out playing rash shots."

He is not a man of many words. He will give the press the same reassuring smile he gives an opposition bowler on field. Maybe that is why his bat is so talkative, after all. It has to do the talking for two people at a time. But, well, who's complaining?

  15 years back, a twelve year old Dhawan showed up at his now-mentor-then-coach Tarak Sinha's Sonnet Cricket Club in Delhi following the footsteps of his cousin. "He soon rose through the age-groups making a name for himself as a bold left-hander. He was essentially a strokemaker & always played that way." Sinha maintains. So the flamboyance is nothing new.

There is something about his batting. You cant stop with the Viru comparisons & hell, he is Sehwagesque. But there is more. Not a dull moment on crease. Between those resounding flicks & now-slowly-gaining-attention-of-the-cricket-world-and-beyond drives through the covers. My, dont they leave you spellbound? Powerfully silky to sum it up. Then there is a swift paddle behind fine leg & an easy-peasy squeeze to point & you can go on & on & on. Guy has a fat book of shots & I'm afraid it covers almost all in the buisness. And the positivity in his game, the way he goes about the task like an eagle to the sky, he leaves you wondering if any doubt, any concern nag him on the striker's end. He plays each ball with such clarity & ultimum intent & topped with some brutal yet crisp finesse that even when there maybe periods of measured scoring, he doesnt look laboured. Keeping up with it, always. And he does have the legs to accompany the rabbitish trio of Virat, Raina & Dhoni when it comes to running between the wickets, at 27. Also, on the viewer, a Dhawan innings doesn't grate.

As Vijay Dahiya says, "Only those desperate to do well find luck come their way."

At almost 28, he is anything but a rookie who has been around in the Domestic circuit for 9 long years. But something has happened in the last few months (apart from wedding his long time kickboxer half Oz-half Bong girlfriend Aesha Mukherjee) that has helped him crack the code, finally.

He walked into the Indian Team & has been talking in hundreds since.

It took nearly a decade for the schoolboy with dazzling shots and free stroke play to overcome his fellow openers to live his dream of donning the blue. The school boy is at it again. The same calculated aggression. The same ravishing stroke play. This time with a  big moustache though. 



[Stats- ESPNcricinfo
Pictures-Google images and Blitz]



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Champions Trophy Preview : Will The Blue Prevail?

Thursday, 30 May 2013
IPL IS OVERRRRRR! IPL IS OVERRRRRR!

Hey you yellow & hey you blue, & you, yes you red & you purple, its time to unite.

Take a breath. You have 15 boring overs to chill in the middle & it still wont be gone in a blink.

Oh yes. The 50 overs are crawling back to contention after some heavy dose of Boom-bang-booom.

About time we move on to the omelette from the boiled one. As Mr. Shashtri would say "Quality Cricket" with no meaningless games and run rate boosting minnow bashing. Although the quality of the teams will differ from South Africa to India to Pakistan to NewZealand, every team on their days is capable of winning the other seven.

Check the blue jerseys.
Check the "Go go go Virat" chants.
Check the "Jeetega bhai jeetega, India jeetega" prayers.
Check the mighty superstitions.

THE CHAMPIONS TROPHY IS HERE.

[Issued in viewers' interest : The following article may or may not suffer from major IPL hangovers, occasionally. Although we promise to behave ourselves as much as we can, blame goes out to the grueling bit of cricket (& off-cricket-all-the-wrong-things-too) that took place in the last month or so. Happy reading & sorry in advance!]
However, back to business  what can we expect from the team with five CSKians, three Sun Risers, two Mumbai Indians, two Royal Challengers, two Daredevils and a lone (ex) Warrior ? (#oksorry )

Unlike most of the other selections in the near & a bit distant past, the one for the CT was less outrage-worthy. Like, much. To the utter surprise (i.e : disappointment) of the average cricket pundit, the selectors showed some mostly invisible guts and left out Viru from the probable 30 & ultimately dropping Gauti & Yuvi on the D-day.

Well done, gentlemen! (?) Claps please!
But, a flawless XV, not to be.
Maybe Sandeep Patil & co. were trying to pay a tribute to Cheeka.
Picked Murali Vijay. Why? He showed some form. Format? Tests. When? At home against the kangaroos.
Uh oh. How nice of you guys. See, I'm not trying to rub salt or pepper or chilly. But he averages 17.81 in ODIs, 10.00 overseas (6.00 if you exclude Zim) & well, 22.28 in the just concluded IPL season. (He really did fail in the final even. Yeah, still can't believe.) 
Now thats very unattractive.
Che Pu would've been apt. The technique to deal the bounce & the patience to digest Dhawan-Virat's fury. Boy, he could've been some package. Le sigh yougaiz.
And Irfan's quota, to fault the wise men, could've considered the ever so economical Md. Shami from the Pakistan series. & PK has his amusing off field activities to blame & thus we miss out on seeing the Kumars together, again. Even maybe a surprise package could be arranged in the form of a Siddharth Kaul or an Ishwar Pandey.
OKAY FINE, JUST SAYING.
It feels weird to not to outrage selections. Tcha. Habit you see.


Who are we? Indians!

What do we do? Play cricket!

How do we do? Bat our way to victory!

Now then, the men with the key. As the Gautis & Virus are on a break (hopefully a long one), its time for the moustache to deliver. Da.one ofcourse. But the debate lies within the position of his partner. DK(hopefully his injury is quickly heal-able), Sir Vijay & Rohit. If fit, DK should be the obvious choice because even be the middle order crowded like a office time tube, thinking out of the box straighaway is simply not MSD.

But, that was 'should'. 'Would' will be Vijay! Dont give that damned look people, you know why.

Keys are Dr.3 & Mr.5. Virat fires, we win. Raina fires, we win. Their job is to get to a likely spin disaster & Ishant-mess proof total. Sorry guys, you two need to pull your socks as high up as possible.

In the middle, Mr. Talented looks like getting a chance to prove his omnious lazy elegance, yet again.

But mind you Rohit, this might well be the last. You might have won a trophy beating your very own captain less than a week back but who knows, next time the selectors might get lazy & forget to pick you. Get it lad?

Nothing to say about MSD. Captain knows his favourite format better than all of us combined.

No.7 is tricky. Ideally it should be Irfan because you really dont see the selectors favouring him for anything else other than it being UK & him being a Fast bowling allrounder. May Sir Jadeja blesses him from the bench. Amen.

How we should line up :

Dhawan, DK, Virat, Rohit, Raina, MSD*, Irfan.

How we shouldn't :

Dhawan, Vijay, Virat, Rohit/DK, Raina, MSD*, Jadeja.
Never a stronghold. Will never be. Will always lack something. Existence of same old problems which goes back to old, not so good or good back then yet outdated solutions.

Like getting back to Irfan. He was proven. He has the experience. Reputation too. Form? Who cares. That is how Indian cricket works. Though we have no choice but to give him a go and hope he lives at least upto half of his next Kapil Dev tag (Strictly on cricketing terms and not fixing) which revolved around earlier. Half will do. Or bit less than half even. Something is better than nothing when you consider the fact that next world cup is there in down under.

Here is one Kumar of Indian bowling and he has no criminal cases against him. He is fresh and swings it both the ways around. Meet Mr. Bhuvaneshwar Kumar. In some brilliant form, he is one of our hopes. In fact, he is our strength.

India should go for a lone spinner and is Ashwin really good enough ?


Ashwin who has played his 20% of games outside subcontinent has a poor wicket tally (seven wickets in ten matches at an average of 54.28) and a terrible strike rate (60.8) which is almost double when compared with his sub continent statistics. Amit Mishra on the back of a brilliant IPL who has no significant international numbers to back or neglect- with his corrections to his no ball problems- could well be a choice. With numbers not in his support Ashwin should not consider himself as first choice which is the case for Mishra too. Anyway with the tag of lead Indian spinner (Sorry. He may well just be the go-to-man in India) he could (he will) get into the eleven and We can only hope that , somehow Dhoni rather comes out of the mental block to try and test than dwell on a fixed mindset.

So you might have a question here.

If not Ashwin, then who else? Well. Not exactly. Like the Indian spearhead, Indian lead spinner is also a polished myth as of now. Nice attractive and catchy words, isn't it?



How we should line up ?

Bhuvi, Umesh, Ishant/RVK, Irfan, Ashwin/Mishra.

How we shouldnt?

Any attack with Jaddu. Because we are not playing in India.

And finally, a request or two for the pseudo old man (Look at his beard, dude.) & the real old man.

Dearest Skipper & Mr. Goggles,


  • Please give the random stupid selections on board a break. Not to go by reputations & all. (C'on, they won't do those this time around. Will they? Yes? Ouch.)
  • Not to play the ones that might risk the fate of our campaign. e.g Vijay & Jaddu.   (As to quote our Skipper Fantastic, "Horses for Courses.")
  • Lets NOT offer a (by-all-chances-non-performing-yet-soooo-talented) Rohit a lot of merci. He has had enough when it comes to the blue jersey. Time to hit out or sit out, really.
  • Beware of the Africans. They have one bearded genius in their ranks. Then their wicketkeeper batsman can bat a bit to be honest. Plus there is that one beast by the name of Dale Steyn. Although we have a colossal stat of never losing a game to them in CT (Yes. Two out of two. Achievement. No?) But still, beware.
  • Last but not least, the off-field issues over the last couple of weeks have been beyond disappointment & distraction. But lets not the dark of betrayal & guilt not hit the boys in blue. Atleast giving it a shot-able, no doubt.
Have had enough, enough, absolutely enough overseas affliction in the last couple of years. Now, just when we started to dream of a crown earned in not so favourable conditions, the darkest era of cricket in India decided to hit us. Hard.

Does that give enough reasons for why we, the battered fans, the scarred pundits would love to see the trophy coming home?

Oh please. Who are we again? We are Indians. Whatever happens, cricket lives on with us. It flows in those veins, man. We can't help it. Like a constant from one of the Physics journals.

Good luck guys.

Asking for a soothing performance for these jaded cricket-corrupt-hearts.

May you return victorious.

(Nothing wrong in hoping. Okay? Okay.)


[ P.S : This preview was written before the mute (almost), reluctant (much), cautious (very) press conference by the respected Captain of the Indian Cricket Team after reaching Birmingham.

                                                                                 i.e : We were a bit lazy to re-edit.]















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