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Chinnaswamy Zindabaad!

Thursday, 15 May 2014


From drizzling to sixer show to bowling scare, it was all the typical Bangalore at show on 13/05/2013 when RCB were matched up against the ‘always terrible’ Delhi Daredevils. The buzz around the Chinnasamy was unbelievable at around 3 pm itself that you would be forgiven for thinking it’s an evening game. 


The innumerable police force and the ‘full black’ gym boys aka the private security force was at full force making a mini traffic jam in Queen’s road on the pretext of working. They basically had nothing to do with an exception of only one instance when a bunch of kids ran near the gate when they assumed- after watching the police and security lining up on either side of the road-the players are about to arrive. When asked about it,


“Bhai, RCB would arrive now. They have to warm up no? And add net practice to that. They should be here by 3 30 or so” 


They little knew the team would arrive three hours later than they imagined and they were happy to get a close look of their favourite stars, with the most favourite being Gayle and ABDV, finally after a long wait. Not surprisingly their enthusiasm never dropped in that three hours and in fact it went up with every minute in anticipation which was very much visible in their answers to my questions.


Starting with “Jeetega bhai jeetega bhai RCB jeetega”, their most favourite player among Gayle, Virat and ABDV was Gayle because “Gayle can hit big sixes”. Hardly a surprise again and they never seemed to care about the fee paid for Yuvi  that ate the fund which would have accounted a reliable bench nor did they singled out any player for team’s terrible fortunes unlike the Social media. I was taken aback when they moved to the Chinnasamy bus stop after the team bus entered the stadium. I ran towards them and wondered aloud to know, “We were just here to get a glance at em and now we have to hurry back home so that we don’t miss the toss”. 


Oh the tales about unadultered bunch of real fans and thankfully there were different sets of people to entertain- Those lot who wanted to buy tickets, Those few who wanted to sell tickets, those vendors wanting to make everything out of this one odd day and finally those who were restless to get inside the stadium. The beauty of this, obviously, is the tales everyone had. The first set- those who wanted to buy tickets- were the best of the lot. They never cared to hide their desperation to get tickets running here and there with rubber banded hundred rupee notes.  All they did was to ask anyone and everyone if they were selling the ‘825’ tickets. They had little luck though. They rarely found sellers of the cheapest tickets in Chinnasamy. The luck was not with the few sellers as well as they were finding takers for costlier tickets. Maybe the franchise should consider revising the ticket structure which hardly made any sense.




There was no trouble whatsoever in getting into the stadium which took just five minutes from the gate to seat with four minutes going in Police/Watch dogs massaging- well, almost- you in the name of checking for things you are not supposed to take inside the stadium.  As I walked off the remaining one minute, I spent it cursing the stupid Bangalore weather which had a terrible sense of timing. If we had an Indian Premier League on weather, Bangalore would have been the unopposed ever existing champions. The game play of weather was that good. 

It went from no hint of any rain to drizzling to stopping for a while delaying the toss by just twenty minutes to drizzling again to raining to drizzling again and it was 8 40 pm when it decided to show some mercy on us. The stadium workers would have cursed rains as much as we did or even more than we did because they were the ultimate losers having to take covers on and off. 


The toss was just fun watching Virat looking upto KP which had the same effect of watching Parthiv and Gayle together.  Nothing was audible and I deciphered KP is quite lanky.

Aaaaar Ceeee Beeeeiii slowly became Weee want sixxx as Gayle took the strike. Gayle being a good man responded tonking Shami over midwicket.  Having let Duminy escape in the first over Gayle was not prepared to waste the second opportunity. Sending one ball to second tier, he hit a four. Just as the crowd believed he hits six whenever asked for, he saw his stumps fly coming down the wicket trying to smash Shukla. Jersey number 18 was the next. He looked as troubled as ‘Ashwin against Maxwell’. Just as the example there was only winner out there as Virat failed again. However as a sequel to Ashwin Maxwell tale, Yuvi looked as comfortable as Maxwell treating every other bowler as his Ashwin.

One interesting thing is the crowd never really seemed to worry with falling wickets. The cheer for the next batsman was increasing with every wicket till ABDV got out. Because Sachin Rana was the next batsman. ABDV was welcomed with the loudest cheer and he made sweetest sound with his bat. The sound of ball hitting his bat was as gorgeous as the man himself. Abraham Benjamin de Villers is all about love. He is kind of a super hero who never disappoints anyone. He appreciated the crowd whenever possible- thumbs up, clap, oh that beautiful smile- and the crowd didn’t hold back its love for the man. If you ask me, the most loved, most appreciated and undoubtedly the most gorgeous player in Chinnasamy is him. I hope I can express my love for ABDV someday.


The crowd erupted with Aaaaai Beeeee Deeeeeeee and it seemed everyone in the crowd is leading a troubless life with unbelievable joy dancing on their faces. And then their love was bowled ending up in a faint Aar Cee B chant. To be honest, no one in the stadium thought we would celebrate Diwali in a while. Every six of Yuvi was greeted like a Diwali. The Yuvraj Singh trademark bat swing was back with crowd going crazy from Aaaaaar Ceee Beeeeee to Yuviiiiiiiiii Yuviiiiiiii to Singh is King.



RCB started defending its total with no one daring to predict the outcome of the result after what Smith and Faulkner did. With every over the crowd lost a substantial part of its nail and nothing was left to bite during the final five usually nightmare overs. For a change, RCB managed to do the impossible- Defending a total.

Virat Kohli’s celebration after victory means full paisa vasool for the umm 25 percent empty Chinnasamy crowd. Walking off the steps, where Vada Pav and the not so tasty Veg -not a biryani- was forty rupees less than it cost during the game, wondered how worse would have been the situation for RCB had it not been for DD. Thank you Delhi  Dardevils for being utter shit and helping us save our grace every single time. 


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Dear fellow RCB devotees...

Sunday, 13 April 2014
With the first leg of T20 overkill done and dusted in Bangladesh, the second one, Internationally acclaimed domestic T20 cricket aka the IPL is all set to begin in UAE. So here comes the multizillion dollar question,

"What should one expect from the Royal Challengers of Bangalore this time around?"


A few frowns, a few sighs & more than a few outrages with my inner club cricket goddess self later I can tell you, well let's not expect a lot. For the impatient, qualifying for the playoffs looks like quite a big ask. Before I jump to my predictions, let's have a look at the cutlery we have been offered by Dr. Mallya, 
with love.



Oh Yuvi, oh..


Is it too soon to address ourselves as disgruntled fans? Because I'm pretty clueless about our marquee signing. Even more so, after four very painful hours of twenty-twenty cricket contested between India & Sri Lanka at the World T20 Finals. Even more more so after seeing our-supposed-to-be-the-trumpcard-of-the-season eating twenty one balls, Virat Kohli's patience & the cup. Even more more more so after visualizing him having a tournament like that for RCB in my mental HD.


I nearly got a coronary but let's just stop there.


Who is Yuvraj singh to us? Inside each of us, we have a special place for him. The man who won us two world cups and countless matches. The man who showed us what a comeback means. The man who gave us memories, the man who inspired a generation. But the fairytale ends here. A fairytale on general notions not certainly on cricketing ones. Or rather not acceptable on cricketing terms. He has forgotten consistency which was once his element in contributing to the team when he was most needed - 352 runs, 15 wickets, Man of the tournament  in WC 2011 and a couple of unbelievable knocks, 148 runs, a wicket in T20 WC 2007.  However, things for him have been pretty quiet or rather poor for a considerably long time now. A below par ODI run or his ever terrible IPL run doesn't bode well with our expectations. Well, what's next? Forget the terrible 21 ball 11 against Sri Lanka in the final. I am sure you would have forgotten the nervy chase against WI in the group stages. Now let's hope he continues his decent, if not good, run in T20Is scoring 401 runs at an average of 30.84 in 17 matches. When everyone wrote him off, he staged an unthinkable comeback. Comebacks are always alluring but to make it happen again and again makes it even more sweet. We haven't seen your last. We want to believe.


We believe in you. Your cricket. Your abilities.


Let's have some drumrolls. Can we say, Come on Yuvi!


It's not all gloomy. It's partially the best fireworks you could buy in the Diwali market.


#TEAMBEASTMODE


There is nothing much to say about Virat Kohli & AB de Villiers. Is there? These two are exceptional players, both of them are likely among of the greatest players in this generation. Their grace and their exploits are so outrageous that it seems like the other nations will ask authorities to drop them for level playing field. The joke is, it is not even an over exaggeration here.

© Royal Challengers Bangalore


We also have a Superman who re-invented himself from the fourth season of IPL who has been the showcase of power hitting since then. The SuperMan or rather WHAT-HE-EATS-MAN we are talking about is from Jamaica and he is called Christopher Henry Gayle - The only one to have scored 11 T20 centuries & also holding the record of scoring maximum number of sixes in the same format. Having scored over 600 runs in the last three seasons - being the only man to do so in the history of IPL, we can put our expectations on the big man to do for the fourth straight season.

Bowling, I don't even..


RCB, popularly Royal Chokers, are suitable for the tag –‘South Africa of IPL’. While the choking part holds up, the thing is RCB never had a great team unlike South Africa. They would probably top the ‘swag’ table with the likes of Virat Kohli, Chris Gayle and AB de Villiers but that isn’t everything with rest of the team reduce to mere fillers in the team sheet more often than not. Always top heavy-with the above three scoring nearly 70% of team runs last season-they never had a bowler capable of running through the batting line-up let alone a bowling attack. The sad story here is team management doing little to mend the glorious errors of predecessors ending up increasing the weight of already heavy top order.



DON'T ASK ABOUT OUR BOWLING, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?


When you look at the depth SRH possess - Steyn, Mishra, Sammy, Irfan, Rasool, Karan Sharma, Ishant - in bowling we are nowhere near. But considering Vinays and Mithuns and Arvinds of past seasons, we have a far better attack with an able leader- Lankier than the scariest Johnoson he strikes at a better rate than Dale Steyn, possessing an average that would make Malinga jealous. Mitchell Starc With a T20 average and strike rate of 15.34 and 13.1, the leader of the pack, will be the bowler to watch in this season. In Varun Aaron we have a lot of hope and pace and we should ensure our prayers make Ashok Dinda bowl better than what he is used to. There are many chances that our prayers will be answered considering who is presiding the bowling department- Allan Donald.


But to be honest, it's all old rum in new bottle, making the best use of the resources.

Well, where is the spin? In flat and dry tracks of UAE and India?

Only God knows.

So then...


Daniel Vettori, the coach or mentor, whose main task was to find a good spinner in auctions, failed miserably picking a burned out Muralitharan and a 33 year old Jakati with one good IPL season. While Muralitharan managed to pick three wickets at an average of 59.00, owner of the worst figures in RCB, Jakati didn’t manage to get a game for CSK last season. Now Vettori has no choice but to extract something with a rookie in Yuzvendra Chahal or expect 2011 WC magic in Yuvraj Singh.The chances of RCB lies on how much Virat Kohli, the captain, can push the bowlers and the team. We all know what he is capable of. He almost defended low scores in Asia cup, with equally poor bowling attack, which we would never have imagined if not for him. The shrewd bowling changes were only let down by fielding efforts which were a huge factor last season of IPL even. No one better than Virat knows how it is to drop a catch, the game and a playoff spot.
Though bowling and fielding is built on heaps of hope and only that, batting department is probably the best in the league. In Virat, ABDV and Gayle you have three best batsmen in this format. With these three taking up all the scoring burden usually, the new additions Parthiv Patel, capable of splitting powerplay field, and Yuvraj-we know what he is capable of - add more steel to the batting.


The arrival of Parthiv Patel is of huge importance here as it helps in more than one way. First of all- Ab de Villiers could be relieved from keeping duties thus adding a tremendous fielder to the outfield and then a settled batting order. In Parthiv there is a good support to the ever explosive Gayle to give solid starts to batting through to ensure the dynamic hitters- Virat Kohli, ABDV and Yuvraj- a platform.


Apart from all this, at the end of the day, qualifying for playoffs depends on how Yuvraj Singh expresses himself with the ball. Slow left arm is a gold mine in T20s and if he could get his bowling form back we’ve got another reliable wicket taking bowler in addition to Starc.


Best XI..


What would be the best eleven look like? You can't trust the team management to put one. After they made Dan Christian play a game or two. Maybe Virat Kohli and co. have a syndrome of going for reputation rather than form. Nothing could explain why Murali played that many games. They will come up entirely with a different, odd or if you can say, stupid, line up. Cursing the team management again, this is the best XI we could propose-


Gayle, Parthiv Patel, Virat Kohli, Ab de Villiers, Yuvraj Singh, Vijay Zol, Ravi Rampaul, Mitchell Starc, Shadab Jakati, Asoke Dinda, Varun Aaron.

Ladies & Gentlemen..



Let's not expect too much. Too many heartbreaks in a short span of time is pretty bad for our cricketing health. Let's hope for the best, cross our No.18 jerseys, offer the purest prayer to our Gods. Let's believe we might if we can seems too far away. Let's have faith in the modern day demi gods. Let's do it.


After all, you never know what is on the cards in this game of cricket. Do you?












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Next Time Maybe?

Saturday, 18 May 2013
"The Royal Challengers Of Bangalore or The Royal Chokers?"

"Hard to believe its RCB & not the South Africans."

"So near yet so far, yet another season of absolute agony for the boys in Red & Gold."

"Its all about Chris Gayle really."

Hi. I am an ardent RCB supporter.

Been there but never done that.

But Chokers? BULLSHIT I SAY!

To choke, you need a team, where is my team?

Season 6, done & dusted, about time we should look into what all went wrong for us. Like the last season. & the last last season. & okay fine, lets not dwell on the fact that the luring trophy of The Indian Premier League travels to our neighbourhood every other year but adamant to spend a night with us even.

Fault is ours, really.

Cricket is what? A team game. Right, RCB ain't got a team. It althought isn't a "One man army" as the newspapers would suggest you. Its more like a "One superman & Two men Army". To be precise. Christopher not-so-human Henry Gayle. Abraham all-around-the-park Benjamin de Villiers. & ofcourse Captain, Virat Kohli. Let the numbers help us a bit. In the 15 games played this season, Trio/Total team runs is 1613/2465. Now thats some 65% of the entire runs & 11 of all the 13 fifties scored. & its a bit unacceptable.

You could compare RCB's batting line-up with a chewing gum. The cheap one that gets tasteless in very quick time. You take out 1, 3, 4 out of it, you ain't got a line-up any more but some "extremely talented" guys trying to slog all the time, that too, unsuccesfully.

The Saurabh Tiwarys, Mayank Agarwals, Rahuls have taken too long to come to the party. & the party is still running.

WHERE ARE THEY?

We are in need of an Ambati Rayudu or a Stuart Binny. Really. No more Tiwarys, please.

So that was the batting outrage.

Hold on to your seats.

Here comes the bowling outrage.

Wait a minute.

RCB's got a bowling attack?

Neither a bowling nor an attack.

RCB possesses 4 guys who come in running with a white ball every match. For the sake of a game.

Because? Formalities.

Often known as the 200s club team (i.e who gives away 200 & scores 200), The Royal Challengers form a bowling line-up that gets hit out of the park regularly at the death.

& regularly in the powerplay too.

& regularly in the middle, alas, yes, that too.

If batting line up was a chewing gum, bowling is the wrapper of the gum. No, I'm not being critical. It is what it is.

Good for nothing.

You could classify the RCB bowlers into three categories

The good & The Potentially good - Rampaul & RVK.
The good on their days - Unadkat & Murali Karthik.
Below par, mostly (I'm being modest) - RP Singh, Abhimanyu Mithun, Dan Christian, Moises Henriques & (heartbroken to say) Muralidharan.

Firstly, none to strike, to spearhead, to lead.

Like a Dale Steyn.

Or a Mitch Johnson.

& none to compliment either.

Like An Ishant to Steyn. Or a Senanayake to Naraine.

Or a Watson. or a Kallis.

Then, stupid selections. Its as hard as it gets. However the worst one was reserved for the must win encounter against KXIP at Bangalore. Murali who has been worse than his worst giving away 40s & 30s every other game was selected ahead of Murali Kartik. The good old "only four overseas players rule" forced Rampaul to warm the bench. Anyway Dan overrated Christian getting two games says it.

Breathe in, breathe out. Bowling. Yay.

Fielding up next.

This particular season, its been pretty average inclined towards poor. Its a shame to say so when your team consists of Virat Kohli & AB de Villiers. But Captain, to his utter poor fate, missed a few.

Of the all, the Miller one will go down in history if it hasn't already.

Ah and yes the away encounter at the Feroz shah Kotla. The team that is competing for the wooden spoon and the team that almost forgot the winning ways nearly coasted to victory and that stands one of the worst ever fielding displays you would ever see. There is more to it actually and this should sum up things. With four runs off last two balls needed Vihari and Steyn were allowed a couple where one run itself was supposed to be tough.

Happens, yes. But Virat, you did drop the match, son.

& maybe the playoff spot too.

& if you ask me, too many "slow-movers" for comfort.

But you really can't blame the fielding much when there ain't much to field. Not joking.

THE BALL IS IN THE AIR ALL THE TIME, MAN.

& out of the park, ofcourse.

Ladies & Gentlemen, this doesn't mark the end.

Two ultra-dreaded things.

One Virat blames for his grey locks at 24.

(& he really has got a few.)

Other AB swore never to be a part of, again.

Yes guys, last balls & Super Overs.

Every single word uttered till now results in these two. What you could say, the combined failure. We took match winning scores to last overs & then last balls & eventually, came second a number of times.

And spare a thought for those two super overs. With Steyn bowling the one first night, one would easily assume the result & it spanned as much as the assumption. Next one, probably bored from the result of the first, Rampaul somehow dragged the sinking ship ashore.

Now that hurts. Big time.

And finally to sum up, RCB should change everything except the top three. Probably the best ever you could say. And auctions cant come at a better time. Retain Gayle, Virat, ABDV and Vinay[Yes, I am serious. He -If I have a good memory- is also a million dollar man and a wicket taking Indian bowler(if not pacer) who could well do a supporting role to a world-class strike bowler.]

Shopping list :

1)A strike bowler

2)A proper fielding coach

3)Anchor batsmen or the crisis man. Badrinath mould. To save the sinking ship.

4)In ABDV we have world's best finisher and we need another Indian finisher who is atleast half of the South African. Binny mould. Finish it off.

5)It's Indian premier league and it's happening in India. Always Out of favour Murali Kartik, No form, only reputation Murali, Errr who Syed Mohammed. Spin. Win.

6)A genuine allrounder. Watson or Perera or Kallis mould. Hit to victory. Strike to crucial breakthroughs. & most importantly, balance the entire seesaw.

Inspite of whatever happens (RCB qualifying/missing out playoffs), this season has been a disappointment. And even (-that is highly impossible- if RCB qualifies, It is even more impossible to overcome one of the best ever T20 team and the mighty Indians from Mumbai given the form of the team away.

Bravo, Virat. Given that you shall be a better leader next time.

& do not drop Miller again. Okay?

More like a 5.5/10 on the final report card.

(Being a tough teacher is much fun. Ha!)

Adios. Project IPL(VII). Fingers crossed.



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